Ermm one of my posts that start with intention of talking about a movie i saw.. but ending up with 3 tales of terror!!

OK... While watching the end of a movie called `13 Sins` at some point its dialogue became that of questioning a man accused of various criminal activities.. it was so funny as all of a sudden the detective said " You have heard the voices hav`nt you?" And the only way this man being questioned ,, ever heard the voices the detective was talking about was the voice that spoke to him via his mobile fone, telling him what he had to do next.. 
I had a complete burst of creative and possibly to some people reading this rather odd and unnerving, OMG is he implying that the guy hears voices and as technology so fast in advancing it was the Ideal moment for my "New Concept of how Schizophrenics suffered from auditory hallucinations , more commonly known as "Voices" .. could science have created a new and alternate way when hearing these voices, by not just what us schizophrenics hear,that no one else can hear, But also now showing how a schizophrenics mobile phones can all of a sudden show symptoms of its owners mental illness and develope schizophrenic symptoms too.. 
Wouldnt that be a blast! a mobile phone after being observed and Dr`s finding the behavior of the phone to show clear symptoms of hearing voices and also being able to see any picture or download as abnormal as the former.. concluding that the phone was indeed schizophrenic along with its owner who somehow caused the `mutation` of the illness to affect the phone and so becoming a schizophrenic phone with a schizophrenic owner.. imagine if that happened..i dont think i would survive anything near that scale of having to survive and struggle with hallucinations now coming from a phone. And now your voices were able to call you ,in order to speak to you.. oh my lord.. 
Am i crazy as hell?? be honest im not one to shy from somebody's opinion of my mental state.. 
Im guilty YES of having a very imaginative and creative ability, hence my finding music easy to learn and so came to that where i spent some time away and in london and abroad .. singing professionally. also i have a artistic streak, and working only really with pastels or charcoal can create quite profound images..
I am gifted with being able to put my hands to most artistic hobbies such as sculpture and wood carving, One time while in Out-Patients Occupational Therapy i wanted to try sculpture again, and the lesson lasted an hour. Most of those in the group had already started on their creations with clay, and it was my first time there,so the therapist asked me did i have an idea of what i wanted to try and create over the next 6 remaining weeks, i said maybe try sculpt a mermaid, as i had done one some yrs previous.. so she gave me a large lump of solid clay and the tools to cut and shape the clay. Within 3/4hr not only had i created a really impressive mermaid , id also finished the sculpture completely. i have no idea how on earth i created what i did.. in 3/4hr .. I had to sit  fro the rest of 15 mins till the lesson finished, and much to my dismay.Although my sculpture was finished ..i would have to wait another 6 weeks until it would be sent to the kiln .. i felt that on one hand quite startled and pleasantly shocked on just how quick i completed my idea, only to be told.. my poor mermaid would have to be wrapped up and sealed so as not to dry out.And stuck on a bloody shelf for the next 6 bloody weeks.. Geez i create a fuckin masterpiece .. that feels like it was sent to isolation and left in the dark .. for so long!! PLUS I wanted to take my artistic creation home for all to see .. THERE AND THEN!! not be told..id have to suffer probably the longest 6 weeks ive experience in my life.. and it dragging on and on.. oh god.. whats the problem.. surely theres other classes in pottery that use that friggin kiln on a weekly basis.. i saw no issue for them to allow my mermaid to be squeezed into the bloody thing.. but NO!! everyone in my class had not only been working on their clay creations for the last 4 weeks.. but due to most of them being mentally challenged aswell as suffering a psychiatric illness .. they were not so quick and articulate as the average person.. bless them.. 
BUT THERE IS STILL MY BLOODY MERMAID PUT ON `ICE` .. 6 WEEKS... THAT IS 1 MONTH AND 1/2 ..THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WAIT.. AND WANNA KNOW THE "STING IN THE WHOLE BLOOODY EXPERIENCE???????????
MY PRECIOUS MERMAID WAS A VICTIM TO BEING ASSAULTED AND TOTALLY DESTROYED WHEN ONE OF THE REGULARS GOING TO ANOTHER POTTERY CLASS.. WENT ON A RAMPAGE IN THE STORE ROOM AND.. PHYSICALLY WRENCHED EVERY SHELF IN THE ROOM OFF THE WALL AND EVERYTHING FELL DOWN, SMASHED AND VERY MUCH PAST THE POINT OF REVIVING IN ANY WAY BY THE WAY 4 MALE STAFF STORMED THE FUCKIN ROOM TRAMPLING OVER ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HAVE SURVIVED THE FORMER ASSAULT ..SO.. MY BLOODY MERMAID.. 
HMM.. "MY BLOODY MERMAID" HAS A MUCH BETTER CATCH TO IT THAN THE ORIGINAL ANIMATION CALLED "MY LITTLE MERMAID" 

YEA... THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A MERMAID.. BASTARDS.. LIFE IS SO FRUSTRATING AT TIMES ... IM LIKE MOST AVERAGE PEOPLE AND JUST WANT TO SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AT THE WORLD
 AND HERE ENDETH MY TALE CALLED " NEVER LET UR FULL ABILITIES OF ARTISTIC TALENT LEAD YOU TO CREATING A SCULPTURE THAT IS ONE OF A KIND... AND MAYBE TAKING SOME OF YOUR ZOMBIE ENDUCING MEDS THAT ARE SPOSED TO JUST CALM YOU DOWN ...BUT IT MAKES ME LIKE A ZOMBIE.. I HAVE NITEMARES ABOUT THAT MEDICATION ..WHAT IF? WHAT IF?.. AND I COULD WELL HAPPEN WOT WITH BIO WARFARE N ALL.. WAT IF THE UK WAS ATTACKED BY CHEMICAL WARFARE DROPPING DOWN LITTLE BOMBS.. WITH A VIRUS THAT WOULD KILL YOU AND ALSO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE... MERELY FOR THE REASON TO ENSURE ALL POPULATION GETS KILLED AND WIPED OUT ,, COS IF THERE ARE PPL WHO DONT CONTRACT THE VIRUS, THE ENEMY FORCES WHO CREATED THIS VIRUS, MADE IT POSSIBLE TO BRING US BACK ,,WELL NOT SO MUCH BACK TO LIFE.. BUT ABLE TO WALK.. AND THIS IS ANOTHER RULE I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN MY 10 IMPORTANT RULES IN A HORROR MOVIE POST... WHEN THEY MADE ZOMBIE MOVIE "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD" .. THOSE ZOMBIES WERE LIKE SNAILS.. SO RUNNING PAST AND DODGING THE BUGGERS WAS PRETTY EASY... THEN SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW, AND I BELIEVE IT WAS WHEN THEY MADE A REMAKE OF "DAWN OF THE DEAD" THEY ..AND WITHOUT ANY RESPECT OR BELIEF IN THE ZOMBIE GENRE THEY GO AND CHANGE THINGS..AND ALL OF A SUDDEN.. NOT ONLY CAN THESE ZOMBIE`S RUN ... BUT PERSONALLY THEY CAME ACROSS WAY TOO ATHLETIC IN NATURE.. AND THE PROBABILITY OF A `ZOMBIE` OUT-RUNNING YOU WAS MORE THAN LIKELY.. WHO THE HELL SAW IT FIT TO CHANGE THE ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGICAL CHARACTER OF YOUR GENUINE AUTHENTIC ZOMBIE. INTO THE ROLE OF ALMOST BECOMING THE FIRST MASS OF BIONIC ZOMBIE... YES "BIONIC ZOMBIES" IS A POSSIBLE MOVIE TITLE OF THE FUTURE.. SO IT TOOK THE FUN OUT OF TAKING UR TIME JUST DODGING THEM.. BUT IF YOUR IN A REALLY PISSED OFF MOOD.. AND ACCEPT THAT THESE ARE NO LONGER HUMAN IN ANY RESPECT.. SO IS NOT AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN A ACTIVITY OF BRUTAL AND JUST PLAIN NASTY ..SEE HOW MANY HEADS YOU CAN CUT OFF WITH A CHAIN SAW..

SO YES IM SICK... BUT NO IM NOT.. THEY ARE ZOMBIES..IF I YOU DONT KILL THEM.. THEY WONT THANK YOU FOR SPARING THEIR EXISTENCE. AND JUST GO FOR UR JUGULAR.. ITS EAT OR BE EATEN 

DEAR IVE GONE OFF ON ONE OF MY TANGENTS AGAIN.. OH GOD.. OH FUCK IT..ITS MY POST I CAN SAY WEN I WANT WHAT EVER..BLAH .. 
OHHH.. I NEED A FAG OR TWO AND A CUPPA CHAR.. LATERS ALL YOU LOVELY HUMANS THAT ACTUALLY READ ALL THE SHIT I WRITE :)
I THANKYOU!!