OMG!!!! I DONT BELIEVE THIS!! I FOUND THIS QUESTION WRITTEN BY A PERSON, ON A WEBSITE CALLED "HEALTHCARE CENTRAL"~~ This has had me in stitches ..i cant stop laughing now,, after i finished my PERSONAL and OH SO  OBJECTIVE (my arse!!) Answer to this poor individuals terrible unholy life LOL!

Paranoid Schizophrenic neighbour is infecting me with her illness

Please help. I am truly desperate and my condition worsens by the day. I have been incredibly unlucky to have bought a brand new house next to a paranoid schizophrenic neighbor. In the past 2 years, we have been engaged in all sorts of disputes with each other over the most petty issues, parking, trees, fence, and security cameras. I have been completely worn down. These issues she is complaining about me are completely ludicrous, and the authorities always dismiss it. But that does not stop her from dragging me into the city hall, municipal hall, etc... to force her delusional ideas on me. She believes that she has a right to what I do inside my property, and gets extremely angry at me for not following her directions on what I can and cannot do inside my house. She absolutely refuses to give up. And even though she is always dismissed, she constantly sends me summons by filing complaint after complaint only to hear my NO answer in perfor her demands. I cannot say no, because refusing an invitation by a mediating authority could be interpreted as breaking the law, so I am always dragged into sessions with her against my will. When we do meet, the woman always curses me, calls me names, tells lies about me, and expresses her outrage how I can be so disobedient to her. It is unbearable, could you imagine what it would be like to be in the firing line of a paranoid schizophrenic? She demolishes my character, and I always end up depressed whenever I attend a mediation meeting with her. Right now, after 2 years of constantly being dismissed, she filed new lawsuits against me, trumped up charges on my "bad behavior" for not obeying her. I cannot take it anymore. To make it worse, I have confirmed through friends that this woman is defaming me to every one in the community. She is spreading such lies about my character as revenge for not giving her what she wants. Even though I try to ignore it, it still hurts knowing you are being demolished behind your back to people of neutral opinion. This is a classic example of a paranoid schizophrenic directing her anger towards a person, and that person happens to be me. It would be nice if she just became paranoid about the FBI or the US Government, but what if she directs all that anger and energy at you? I was able to endure this at first, but 2 years on I am beginning to crack. I am an award winning author and have written many novels to high acclaim, but lately I have been having trouble getting my thoughts together and spend more and more time worrying what my neighbor will do next, what her next move is, and what I should or should not do as a response. The petty things she is complaining about, the gardens, the trees, the fence... are now becoming big issues to me too! I am neglecting my work, and thinking about her and her attacks against me more than I even think of my loved ones! I am being paranoid just like her! She is infecting me!!! I am terrified. And I need help. I try and convince myself that her attacks are just words. That if you don't think about it, it means nothing. But the viscousness and hate she directs at me are very difficult to ignore. She insults me, my house, my children, my background, and always acts like she is superior to me and I am akin to her servant. I want to get advice from the therapists here, what barricade could I put up around my mind to prevent her abuses from getting to me? How can i stop her paranoia from spreading into me? I am most ashamed with my loss of creativity. I now get writers block every 2 paragraphs in my writing. She is the first thing I think about when i wake up, and the last thing I think about before I go to sleep. I find myself almost hitting my bathroom mirror with anger on the things she does to me. And curse by myself to vent off steam whenever her verbal attacks replay inside my brain. I know there is a solution. It is still not too late to stop her illness from spreading into me. I have OCD to begin with, and believe I am particularly vulnerable to becoming just like her If I don't find a solution fast. Thank you for any advice you might give. 

 Jerol (THE JERK!)

THIS WAS MY ANSWER TO THE QUESTION  THAT I SUBMITTED TO THE WEB SITE:

Please help. I am truly desperate and my condition worsens by the 

day. I have been incredibly unlucky to have bought a brand new 

house next to a paranoid schizophrenic neighbor. ???????

I have never heard one of the most negative ignorant and totally 

prejudiced, uneducted, self absorbed and irrational perception 

and belief system within an individual ..EVER!!

Your feeling that u have had the worse luck possible to have 

bought a house next to a paranoid schizophrenic >> Im a 

paranoid schizophrenic and i can tell you...if i had to live next 

door to someone like you... i would make sure the police and my 

care system which includes community care. solicitor psychiatrist 

and write to every news paper and inform the media how i have 

been given the horrific luck of an uneducated prejudiced ignorant 

person who shows immense disgust or dislike and hate filled 

person like YOU!!! How dare you use the fact that your neighbour 

is a paranoid schizophrenic, is why she or he is acting like an 

arsehole toward you... If she is in the community and living in 

their own home..then they are mentally stable and recieving 

regular checks and community support with regualr appointments 

witha psychiatrist.. she obviously has no symptoms as medication 

and the care combined she is mentally stable and PROBABLY 

MORE SANE THAN YOU!!

Your sickening perception and your blatent stigmatised approach 

and driven hate for this person is an ugly truth of many other 

people who are a high risk in possible thoughts of acting out in 

physical violence and verbal and physical abuse and bullying.. 

99% of Us paranoid schizophrenics arew victims of violence 

..from people like you..

We do actually have a working brain where we- like you- or not 

as is the case for me personally ..to have a personality and 

character , who is influenced by society and archaic in knowledge 

on most mental health issues.. 

LISTEN TO ME! ITS NOT THE ILLNESS THATS FORMING 

DISPUTES OR CREATING PARKING PROBLEMS OR TREES TOO 

HIGH OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT YOU MOANED AND 

MOANED ABOUT... SHES GOT THE CHARACTER AND 

PERSONALITY OF VICTOR MELDREW WHICH IS WHAT YOU 

COME ACROSS AS HAVING TOO..

OH MY GOD.. I DONT BELIEVE I HAVE EVER HEARD SUCH AN 

IMMATURE AND SELF ABSORBED ATTITUDE AND ITS 

PROBABLY THAT UR PREJUDIC TO MANY OTHER MINORITY 

GROUPS IN SOCIETY.. 

SHES A COW... AND YOUR A COW... GET A GRIP..DEAL WITH 

IT... DONT BLAME PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA AND USE IT 

AS AN EXCUSE TO MAKE YOU LOOK AWW POOR VICTIM!! 

YOU BOTH DESERVE EACH OTHER

PEOPLE WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA HAVE LIVES GET MARRIED 

HAVE KIDS.. WE ALL ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHEN WE 

ARE ON THE RIGHT MEDICATION WHICH STOPS 

SYMPTOMS...

IM STILL REELING.. WITH WHAT I HAVE READ.. YOU THINK 

THAT I DONT HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE OR INTELLECT.. OR 

THAT IM A HAPPY LAYED BACK SOUL..LOVES TO LISTEN TO 

ALISON MOYET AND ANNIE LENNOX.. LOVES SPAGETTI AND 

PIZZA ...HATES FOOTBALL AND TRAIN SPOTTING ...AND HAS 

A VERY DIFFICULT TIME ..WHEN HAVING TO COME FACE TO 

FACE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU,AND RATHER GET ANGRY.. I 

EDUCATE THEM AND LET THEM REALISE WHAT YOU HEAR 

ABOUT ..IN PAPERS AND ON THE NEWS .. EVEN EXTREME 

SITUATIONS WHERE ITS SAID THAT A SCHIZOPHRENIC 

STABBED SOMEONE... IT PROBABLE THAT ITS NOT JUST 

SCHIZOPHRENIA...THAT ..LIKE MOST KILLERS .. ARE BOTH 

SOCIO-PATHIC AND PSYCHOPATHIC ALSO..!!! HAS ANY OF 

WHAT I SAID SUNK IN??

FORGET THE PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA..YES SHE HAS IT 

BUT SHES NOT ACTING THE WAY SHE IS ONLY BECAUSE SHE 

HAS IT! IDIOT.. ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ILLNESS ..SHE 

JUST HAPPENS TO BE A MIRROR IMAGE OF YOU...YOU HAVE 

UNFORTUNATELY MOVED NEXT DOOR TO YOURSELF...

I AM GOING TO SAVE YOUR STORY AND USE IT AS A WAY OF 

EDUCATING THE PEOPLE I SEE IN GROUPS AND MEETINGS. 

PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME ALONG AND TAKEN TIME TO 

TURN UP TO BE EDUCATED AND GIVE THEM A OPEN 

HONEST AND UNDERSTANDABLE IDEA.. AS A WHOLE 

I APOLOGISE IF SOME REMARKS I MADE ARE RUDE.. I AM 

JUST SO SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY THIS WEBSITE ALSO 

THAT THEY EVEN ALLOWED SUCH A MESSAGE TO BE 

ACCEPTED TO BE PUBLISHED ONLINE.. 

IM NOT GOING TO SAY `PLEASE TRY`.. AS WOULD BE WARY 

AND SCARED ENOUGH TO EXPECT A SLAP IN THE FACE.. JUST 

REMEMBER WE MAY HAVE THIS ILLNESS AND YES ITS ONE OF 

THE MOST SEVERE ILLNESSES IN MENTAL ILLNESS, BUT WE 

ARE PEOPLE WITH NORMAL LIVES AND YOU WOULDNT 

KNOW JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE U HAVE MET ON THE BUS 

AS PASSING BY ON THE STREET, SMILING ..YES WE SMILE AND 

LAUGH TOO.. ALL THE PPL THAT WALK BY AND PASS 

THROUGH UR LIFETIME ...THAT HAD THE SAME ILLNESS 

YOUR LOVELY NEIGHBOUR HAS.... I ALSO WILL HAVE TO 

TELL YOU...IF SHE HAS TOLD YOU HERSELF AND SHE IS 

VERBALLY ABUSING YOU TELLING YOU SHE TREWATS YOU 

LIKE SHE DOES COS SHE HAS PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA 

...SHES PROBABLY LYING TO YOU!!!! FAKING IT.. I HAVE NOR 

HAVE MANY OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW ..USED THEIR ILLNESS 

AS SOME EXCUSE TO GO AROUND TREATING EVERYONE LIKE 

POO.. OH AND BY THE WAY.. ITS NOT AN INFECTOUS 

DISEASE..OR CONTAGIOUS 

HOPE YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBOUR STOP THIS STUPID 

IMMATURE STUBBORN MORONIC AND NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR 

GROW UP GET A LIFE AND SORT THIS OUT.. EVEN IF YOU 

WAVE THE WHITE FLAG FIRST WHICH I KNOW YOU WILL 

NOW SAY F**K THAT ...SHES GOING TO HAVE TO DO ALL 

THE SORRY`S AND APOLOGIES.. JEEZ   LIFE IS TOO 

SHORT..STOP THIS AND LIVE ..INSTEAD OF MAKING 

EVERYDAY A CONSTANT STRUGGLE AND BATTLE IN UR WAR.. 

PLEASE .. AT LEAST TRY MAKE SOME CHANGE OR ..TRY 

UNDERSTAND WHAT IVE SAID..AGAIN SORRY FOR MY RUDE 

WORDS AND NAMES.. IM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD 

WORSE...

TAKE CARE LEONA.X

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