10 RULES IN A HORROR MOVIE

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IV`E TAKEN A LOOK AROUND THE WEB TO LOOK AT DIFFERENT RULES OF A HORROR MOVIES,,, AND IVE HONESTLY BEEN TOTALLY OBJECTIVE 

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BUT IT SEEMS NEARLY ALL OF THE DIFFERENT RULES LACKED DEPTH,
AS IF SOME SCIENCE GEEK HAS BEEN FORCED INTO  THINKING OF TEN RULES TO HAVE IN EVERY HORROR FILM?? DUH?.. WHERE`S ME QUANTUM PHYSICS BOOK???. OH WATEVA...

MAYBE BECAUSE I GET SO IMMERSED IN THE GENRE, EVERY NEW HORROR MOVIE I WATCH, I ENDLESSLY PRAY BE A TOTALLY COMPLICATED AND GRAPHIC, BE
 EMOTIONALLY RAW,
 FEAR FACTOR IS HIGH..
 THERE`S SOME MISSING A VITAL
CLUE TO THE PUZZLE AND CONCENTRATION SO INTENSE YOUR 
BECOMING OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS
 AND THE FILM ROLE PLAYS ITS WAY TO KEEP YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT 
ONE VITAL COMPONENT IS THE MUSIC SCORE. . E.G: Amityville Horror 2 : The Possession. Its music score put the fear of god into me.. i dont think viewers in cinema`s watching a new horror, that they are psychologically influenced by the mood of the music Its the sound that animates what FEAR would sound like in a audible way, Also something which alot of people dont notice, COLOURS : colour of clothes, wallpaper and its ability in  psychically sending you images into your subconscious.. E.G Movie called One Hour Photo. The main character`s visual role, to which his clothes, his house, towels sofa EVERYTHING that was a personal part of his persona. The Director in that film wanted to visually manipulate our thoughts using a deliberate lack of rich colour and it all being natural colours, it was a way of disconnecting emotions to the character. It played a big part in the film.

OK>>>> TIME TO MAKE MY  ::
10 Rules Of Horror Movies:
1: Establish your different stereotypes of Characters. The Black Guy, the girl with brazen tattoo`s, a woman that could look after herself
The neurotic girl, who at some point in the Movie gets to a uncomfortable level of hysteria.. and the only answer is:
To find another girlfriend of hers, who sane as they come, logical type that resorts to Grabbing little "Miss Hysteria" by both shoulders and aggressively  shaking her into coming back down to earth, and in some situations, theres the Rule of There has to be a neurotic girl, becomes hysterical..resorting in another friend grabbing her aggressively and shaking the living sense into her... Please note that its highly likely to lead to the Slap the Girl Hard across her face, always works wonders.

Horror in the New Millenia was using the latest technology of cams mobile phones .. 
All Mobile Phones never have a signal, 
and another problem with phones is Battery Power.. it dies just before she got to say "Help!!"

The well known original rule of : Don`t have Sex, seems to have exhausted itself, to now getting ur rocks off with screams and erotic moaning total into the moment,,, you dont hear one of ur friends getting murdered 2 feet away from the tent .. 

A classic and priceless accessory to aid in ur brave attempts seemed always to lead to The senario where a couple hear a noise down in the basement at 3am.. Personally, it pissed me off to have to yet again after the 500th time.. Watch the couple clearly spooked go find out whats making the eerie sounds, with a bloody TORCH!! Personally, there is no way on earth that i would feel safer and more protected armed with a torch!! gimme a gun a machete, poker... maybe then i might start to feel safer.. a torch? why the fuck would my being woken up at 3am,of the first night in ur new ancient eerie mansion.. hearing a disturbing noise..quite frankly i would be looking for some heavy weapon to arm myself.. expect me to HAVE to use a torch to guide me through the dark hall downstairs shining it in the direction of the ominous sound.. and to end up coming face to face with the damn thing all lit up with the torch..YES i`d love that.. torment myself into a fearful frenzy.. my favourite evening pastime.. freak myself out"
STILL TODAY the torch is holding onto to its status of : Go and investigate what or whom is in your cellar 3 am .. Get the Torch and your all ready..yea happy days.. 

GOLDEN RULE: Even though you have killed the `Monster` in the movie.. REMEMBER! They ALWAYS get back up!

Always stock up on Booze and Weed ..have a kinda groovy first nite at the remote campsite thats involved with a local Urban Legend..but at that point the movie takes its plunge into terror..
( I always wondered what became of all those bottles of beer unopened gone to waste, along with a couple of ragged tents..blowing in the wind..

If your in your new car and travelling across america in Nevada for example.. You will always get into an accident by hitting some unknown object in the middle of the road.. Either you get a flat tire and forgot to have the spare in the boot.. 
Or your going to probably hit a tree, totalling ur pride and joy into heap of twisted metal!

More often than not, one character is taking prescribed medication say no more!

Someone ALWAYS takes their video camera along on the journey to record all the fun and laughter they are going to have (not)
Which leads to the rule the terrors experienced in the story are now being recorded aswell, just so you can take a moment to skip back to the part where your boyfriend gets butchered in front of you ..and watch it over again with a disturbing smile... 
Cameras are the focus in majority of Horror Movies and the Title of the Movie is called REC. 
And now the directors changed the state of play by the movie centered around the footage of a dropped cam .. to use as evidence in now blending the documentary Genre in with the Horror Genre.. to create a different level of fear in the viewer because your telling them the horror story on the cameras are not fiction but factual events that are REAL and now the Boogey Man isnt some superstition anymore He is real..This horror story your watching has now become a documented fact.. 
First Classic Horror Movie to use this context was "The Blair Witch Project" it went as far as sending all over the web that the people in the video recording ACTUALLY have never been found.. is that possibly??? never say never with Horror.

You couldnt have chosen a worse Motel to stay at..

Dont be an idiot and play around with the Ouja Board... 

If you are going to insult the local rednecks in the bar before you go to the woods to camp for the weekend with your buddy....DONT EXPECT THEM TO GIVE A FUCK< and think they going to save ya.

Best Paranormal style of movie has to have certain settings, usually an abandoned Asylum ..

Any character that particularly annoys you from the beginning of movie will, statistically they are one of the first to go..

No matter the story, theres always one character in a Horror that deserved to get murdered!

Well my heads frazzled.. not even sure i made ten rules even.
Personal Fact:
I NEVER READ MY POSTS BACK TO MYSELF.